Glitter N' Shine
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they're not all the same. - Marilyn Monroe
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they're not all the same. - Marilyn Monroe
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
(via harrypotterwillneverdie)
u kno all the good urls are taken when
(via harrypotterwillneverdie)
LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH CLASS ND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SUDDENLY AT A BUSINESS MEETING AND THE ICARLY CAST WAS THERE AND CARLY AND SAM STARTED OFF LIKE “Im carly, and Im sam and we’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUVE FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE” AND THEN SPENCER CAUGHT ON FIRE
i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just
dude
(Source: justpiercetheveilalready, via lisalufff)
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
(Source: chinchillahime, via charsane)
I don’t understand schools.
If you have a broken leg you don’t have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you’re forced to do public speaking
(Source: xellebelle, via lisalufff)
we have a photo of louis wearing a snapback…the pentagram is complete
(via tofu-guys-dont-eat-meat)
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
(via lisalufff)
